sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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