i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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