After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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