I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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