Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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