I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
she told me i tasted like america
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
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