when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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