Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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