Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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