Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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