By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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