The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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