Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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