matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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