After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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