they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Randomize
