your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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