But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
