just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We're too hungover to prance.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize
