He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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