Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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