And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Randomize
