love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I just forgot I was standing up.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
