Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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