he shaved USA in his pubs
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
When did angry sex become our thing?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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