Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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