Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry saravonsega hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(502): View more from Kentucky

you would pick up someone in the library

Fav 20 4040 781
share tweet
(813): View more from Florida

If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.

Fav 14 993 2779
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(715): View more from Wisconsin

He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.

Fav 88 1215 13688
share tweet
(512): View more from Texas

Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.

Fav 30 8674 1109
share tweet
(440): View more from Ohio

I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog

Fav 23 947 4359
share tweet
(310): View more from California

Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.

Fav 30 2019 4782
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(405): View more from Oklahoma

Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.

Fav 6 3502 1232
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(716): View more from New York

So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...

Fav 4 643 779
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(330): View more from Ohio

you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.

Fav 0 17 34
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT