I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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