Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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