people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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