i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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