we have officially lost it.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
