the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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