And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
