can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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