im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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