have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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