Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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