is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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