I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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