So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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