Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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