We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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