I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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