your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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