ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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