Sponge bath it is.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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