I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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