D3 body, D1 cock
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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