Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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