I'm lost and stupid without you.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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