The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
