so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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