i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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